i suck at driving so my older brother was helping me pull out of a parking spot and he said “first of all, check yourself and see if you’re straight” and i almost came out right then all for the sake of a really awful pun
hahaha i’m glad the yami marik figure is coming first
because that means the bakura fans are still waiting
They are wearing matching outfits with their ace monsters Osiris (instead of Black Magician) Neos, Stardust and Hope.
(i told you the bronzeshipping was a good idea)
yes these are good headcanons i enjoyed them. especially the sleeping one, aww. (also i bet you’re shocked i didn’t say bronzeshipping ahahaha)
well i can tell you how that would go!!!
☾ : Sleep headcanon - yami marik stabs marik in his sleep. dead.
☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon - both get drunk and fight each other to the death.
☼ : Childhood headcanon - well there was the pain and the suffering and the knives and the killing and that was pretty cool
☯ : Genderbent headcanon - killing each other but with tits in the way
⋆ : Sex headcanon - ah yes, the bronzeshipping mating ritual. consists of marik chopping off yami marik’s weewee and various other parts until he dies. uwu
☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon - house is a mental asylum. just a lot of suffering and wishing to die. eventual death.
☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on) - go watch Black Swan. that’s it. p.s. ends in death
♤ : Cooking headcanon - tongue for dinner. tongue comes from the loser of the knife fight in the kitchen
☻ : Mood headcanon - hatehateiwillfuckingkillyouisweardisgustinghatedepressedmanichatesuicidalsadistic
♒ : Any other question of your choosing - no
you are my favorite bronzeshipper, you know